Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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