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Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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