Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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