Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
a search helicopter?!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
