Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
is it fun? or sober?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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