i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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