so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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