have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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