Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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