why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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