we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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