Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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