Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just had sex on a roof
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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