either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
