her vagine was all disorganized.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
