K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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