I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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