Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Fuck appropriateness.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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