im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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