I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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