I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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