Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
should my penis look like a turkey
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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