dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
this boner is exhausting
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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