It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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