he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
