Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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