last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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