Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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