Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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