i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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