Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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