we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Me. At least after what I've been through.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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