HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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