her vagine was all disorganized.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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