i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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