i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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