If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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