Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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