I have demons in me.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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