I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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