A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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