It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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