dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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