I am in a vortex of obligation.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
