I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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