Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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