Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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