It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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