my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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