Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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