I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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