Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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