well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
why is half of my head shaved?
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