question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
so let's talk penis.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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